What the fraggle nackle bull crap is this?! Justin Timberlake and Timbaland may have thought they would be bringing sexy back, but no way! Two thieves thought they’d strap on some heels, make-up and tights to not only bring sexy back, but use their sexy to rob unsuspecting folks in Chicago.
According to the Chicago Tribune, Brandon Arnold, 24, of the 6800 block of South Aberdeen Street, and roommate Michael Burns, 21, thought they’d go trick or treating after Halloween, but still looking quite scary dressed as two ugly women. But these two idiots were like the two stooges attacking people with a faulty mace spray.
The first person they assaulted was a man and he got free and outran them (it was probably the heels that held them up). Then they robbed a 16-year old girl at Lincoln Park West, who gave up her camera during the trickery they pulled on her. They asked her for directions then pulled out the mace threatening to “mace her.”

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